Victoria’s Secret Well Kept

By Elton Camp

Those pictures of sexy lingerie

Women is intended to betray

Come buy here and look like this

They imply to each passing miss

Women like those are very rare

It’s why their pictures are there

Women’s fantasies to inspire

Marketers never seem to tire

To look that sexy and cute

It puts women into pursuit

Real women whom men admire

Don’t need such garb to inspire

There’s no need to look divine

Ordinary appearance is just fine

Men look, but don’t highly rate

Such a wife would intimidate

If my wife looked like that dame

She might be hunting another name

A regular wife will surely do

For I’m ordinary looking too